The power to be invisible when singing

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!