The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to poop standing up

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to absolutely nothing

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!