- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think oppositely

The power to flush toilets with your mind

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

the power to write comic books

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

Pointless Super Powers