The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power... to move you.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!