the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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75% levitation

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to even

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!