- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to even

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

the power to read your own mind

The power to get arrested

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to not finish your....

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

Pointless Super Powers