- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

Power to freeze ice.

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The ability to count to potato

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to self destruct

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

Pointless Super Powers