The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the power to eat bread

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!