- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to bypass capcha codes

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to die

Pointless Super Powers