- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The power to buy free things.

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The ability to count to potato

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to self destruct

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to have really sweaty palms.

Pointless Super Powers