- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

the power to see through windows.;.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to become famous on vine

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

power to fly when your underwater

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

Pointless Super Powers