The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to jump face first

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!