- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bread toast!

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to eat three times a day.

the power to turn retarted

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power of hindsight

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to lower your own ego.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

the power to read your own mind

anything Aquaman does

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

Pointless Super Powers