the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to wish you had a power

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the power to misspell

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!