- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to count to potato

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to self destruct

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

i love to make shit brix

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

Pointless Super Powers