you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!