- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to rotten food.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to fall in love reptiles

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to turn your navel upside down

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to break bones at will.

Pointless Super Powers