The ability to be heard in space

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to count to infinity.

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blindness

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!