The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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i love to make shit brix

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!