- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to eat three times a day.

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to think of your death and then you die.

anything Aquaman does

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to look at Sun.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to climb up fallen trees

Pointless Super Powers