The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to predict the present

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the power to sit

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!