- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to absolutely nothing

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to see oxygen.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to only see glass.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to summon a massive midget

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

Pointless Super Powers