- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to absolutely nothing

the power to stop masturbating every day

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to wish you had a power

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power to summon a massive midget

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

Pointless Super Powers