- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to freeze ice.

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to die on command.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

Pointless Super Powers