The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!