the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to be alone

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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the power to misspell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!