- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to touch your toes

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power of hindsight

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to obey gravity

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to look at Sun.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

the power to misspell

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

Pointless Super Powers