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The power to moves in slow motion.
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the power to orgasm with your mind
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The power to be normal and average
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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.
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The ability to like this post
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the ability to solve paradoxes
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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.
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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!
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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.
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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.
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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you
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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick
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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air
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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.
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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore
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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..
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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person
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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him
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The power to fall in love reptiles
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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.
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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.
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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.
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the ability to only crap while on a toilet
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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!