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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs
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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.
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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.
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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face
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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month
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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.
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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.
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open up pickles glass
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The power to touch your toes
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The ability to lift things up and put them down.
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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking
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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.
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the power to sneeze whenever you want
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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)
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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT
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The power to Rage Against The Machine
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the power to poop dogs without fur.
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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.
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teleport to the place where you stand
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the power to read your own mind
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the power to misspell
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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos
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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them
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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!