the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!