The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!