- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to rotten food.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to turn your navel upside down

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

Pointless Super Powers