- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to lose all your limbs

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to touch your toes

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to look at Sun.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to be afraid of horses.

Pointless Super Powers