- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to look at Sun.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to not finish your....

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to only see glass.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to turn into a magikarp

the power to refreeze frozen ice

Pointless Super Powers