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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.
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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium
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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.
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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.
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the ability to command watermelons
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The power to open any door with no lock on it.
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the power to transform into Kanye West
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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.
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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.
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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.
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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!
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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.
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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.
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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes
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The power to be normal and average
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the power to orgasm with your mind
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The power to moves in slow motion.
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The power to see in black and white at will.
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the ability to solve paradoxes
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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!
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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air
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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick
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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you
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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!