- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to make money disappear.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to digest corn.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to break bones at will.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to be alone

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

open up pickles glass

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to lower your own ego.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

Pointless Super Powers