The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to be heard in space

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!