The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!