- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to stop masturbating every day

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to wish you had a power

The ability to pull open push only doors

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to open doors that are unlocked

the power to summon a massive midget

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

Pointless Super Powers