- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to die

The power to rotten food.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power of being negative all the time.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the power to turn retarted

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to create a pointless superpower

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power of hindsight

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the power to read your own mind

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

Pointless Super Powers