The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to even

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!