The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to bread toast!

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to lose all your limbs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!