The power of having two left hands.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!