- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to reverse walk backwards.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The ability to poop glue.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

Pointless Super Powers