- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to die

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to bread toast!

The power to be born again

The ability to die instantly

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to poop standing up

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to create a pointless superpower