- Pointless Super Powers

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to eat your own head.

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

power to fart through your mouth

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power of having two left hands.

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!