- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to not finish your....

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to never be old but died at young age

Pointless Super Powers