the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to misspell

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to eat bread

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!