The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to divide by 0

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to become a laptop forever!

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to smell whore

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to shit without squinting.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!