the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to like this post

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to shrink boobs

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!