- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be an idiot.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

the power to poop dogs without fur.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

teleport to the place where you stand

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

Pointless Super Powers