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The power.
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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater
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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.
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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.
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the power to ejaculate lava.
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The ability to be in fashion.
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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone
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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau
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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.
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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)
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The power to ejaculate napalm
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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds
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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...
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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.
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the power to turn wine into water.
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The power to pee while standing up
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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).
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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..
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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.
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the ability to wake up on an elephant
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The power to fly while masturbating.
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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.
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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.
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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!