- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

the power to defecate while standing up...

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to see through glass

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

make youself dumb

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

Pointless Super Powers