The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to get married

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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open up pickles glass

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The capability to draw penises very well

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!