The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!