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The power to like Justin Bieber
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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...
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The power to murder rocks.
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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.
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The power to pee any color
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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm
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ability to run very fast forever
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the power to fart at the worst moments
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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"
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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine
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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.
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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.
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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.
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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...
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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.
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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first
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Power to instantly turn drunk
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The power to knock yourself unconscious
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To be able to generate cancer at will
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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.
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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa
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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.
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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.
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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!