The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the power to run in slow motion

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power of bad luck

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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the power to turn wine into water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!