- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

the power to any ugly person love you.

De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to release the bogus

The power to die

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

Pointless Super Powers