- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to release the bogus

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to die

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to lick your balls.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

Pointless Super Powers